~.:!!The Magical Vending Machine!!:.~

*Pikachu comes out*

*Inserts electricity from pika*

*zzt!* you got shocked!

*inserts burnt hair

*Exact duplicate of ace comes out*

*Inserts the next poster's face*

*pop* you get a snowglobe of atlantis

*inserts glass and hot girls from atlantis*

*Ugly pedophile pops out*

*Runs away, inserts cell phone*

*bam!* get a refridgerator

*inserts old flash drive

ummm *new flash drive comes out:D*

*Inserts wiimatt*

omg! why did you break the machine?! *you got a broken machine*

*takes machine, takes out wiimatt, fixes machine* there! better....

*inserts see-saw

You never said u fixed wiimatt, that's manslaughter! murderer

*Out comes a couple a kids*


*inserts kids *

*you get 18 years of torture and punishment...with some alimony and child support on the side*

*inserts AIM

*Brown nosing employee comes out*

*inserts his nose*

*pop!* you get a wrinkled old person....

*inserts old people smell....*

*faints from fumes of toxic gas coming out*

*lies comatose awaiting help. twitch. twitch.*

*inserts ace121, almost breaks machine*

*Out comes ace 121, only more awesome (as if that's possible )and alive than ever before*

*Inserts that smiley i just used*

*oops, you got a broken mirror*

*inserts mirror shards...*

*out comes 7 years bad luck*

*inserts own fingers by accident*

*out comes blood.....need to use this for experimental DNA testing.....*

*inserts petri dish*

*Pennicillin comes out*

*inserts the fungus*

*out comes ace121*

*inserts atlantis*

Shiek wrote:

*out comes ace121*

That was a nice burn there (note to self, kill him)

Inserts atlantis

Out comes a toilet

(you never inserted anything)

(Mental note to self: blow up Britain... )

(you didn't either)

(Nuke the hell out of Iowa. Who cares about it anyway?)

*inserts nuked ace*

(*teleports me and friends out* ok blow it up....but im not responsible for the nuclear winter or anything....)

There is no escape from ace121

inserts chuck norris