~.:!!The Magical Vending Machine!!:.~

ok! the vending machine is running! you insert thenb the nexty person says what you got in return and then they insert something! like:

Bob: *inserts pop can
Jane: *clunk! you got a (weird thing here)! *inserts (random object here)

and keeps going....so! i'll start!

*inserts Christmas card

and santa pops out.
*inserts santa*

gets Dialga puts Dialga in

comes out
puts in

money comes out puts half of money in

*chink! sirens go off*
you won a billion dollars IN CHANGE (pennies!), you get crushed by amount of pennies

*inserts dead body

living person comes out,
inserts living person

fire comes out
puts fire in

and comes out
*puts all the people in...

out comes nintendo's president

*inserts pres*

earth replica comes out
rules world for 1 day then puts it in

comes out
Me being so annoyed from her nagging puts her in

yo momma comes out...

*inserts yo momma*

you get santa!

*inserts old computer...

gets giant super computer
orders toy sword on line then puts it in

*whing! thunkthunkthunk!*

you got in head, neck and "family jewels" with shuriken

*inserts old key

out comes a metroid...

puts in kings rock...

out comes
immediatley puts them in

*splat* pie to the face!

*insrts cherry filling

*out comes weapons grade uranium 238*

*inserts u238*

-out pops dear old doc-

"i'm sorry, you can't have kids anymore...too much contact with radioactivity...."

*inserts stethoscope*

*goes into foetal position and whimpers as a gun pops out*

*tries to shoot himself, but no bullets. Inserts gun*

*pop!* you get a firecracker

*inserts pill bottle

*drug dealer comes out*

*kills him with fire cracker*

*inserts dead dealer*

*pop* you got a rock!

*inserts pokeball*